Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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