Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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