Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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