Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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