Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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