PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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