dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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