I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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