great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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