? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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