thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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