I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
we're so committed to being not committed
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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