she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Shame - the story of my life.
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