Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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