wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
soo... how was my night?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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