I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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