You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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