i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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