Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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