I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I haven't been this sober since birth.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
