I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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