He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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