Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Randomize
