Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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