I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
wow bdsm is so cute
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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