Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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