I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Randomize
