I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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