his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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