were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Is her dick bigger than yours?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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