This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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