The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
this just has baby written all over it
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Pooping to opera.
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