I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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