I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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