he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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