Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Sorry about my life...
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