David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
wow bdsm is so cute
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