3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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