I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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