I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She's JV to your varsity
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
