We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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