Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
A+ Viking dick
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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