i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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