If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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