I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
Randomize
