This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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