I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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