dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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