You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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