i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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