I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You pole danced in your parka.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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