Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
if i died would you start the facebook group?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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