I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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