It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
try to milk me bitch
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